Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Manhattan Mini Storage Loves Gay Marriage & Hates Herman Cain

While on the FDR Drive in lower Manhattan the other day I saw these huge banners hung outside one of the Manhattan Mini Storage buildings. One faces north, the other south. You can't miss them.

I didn't have my camera with me so I went back to get a few shots. The utter, screaming hypocrisy is completely lost on them. Unproven allegations against Herman Cain - bad; gay marriage - good.


Their previous ads have attacked Bush, Cheney, Palin, the Tea Party and even used coat hangers in a pro-abortion ad for storage units. The schtick is usually a storage related joke with a jab at conservatives, but in Rick Perry's case they skipped the storage part and just plain call him crazy. Their gay marriage ad has no joke either. I guess the execs at Manhattan Mini Storage take gay marriage very, very seriously.


When the gay divorces start rolling in the need for mini storage will skyrocket.

Also see: Manhattan Mini Storage Hates Rick Perry

UPDATE! 12/29/11
The magnificent iOwnTheWorld has honored my Manhattan Mini Storage photos with a caption contest! And, they asked me to be the judge for the Top 10 Manhattan Mini Storage Ad Awards. Let me tell you, it wasn't easy. So many good ones, you gotta go over there and check it out. And,.. wait for it... there will be prizes for the 10 Finalists!

So without further ado, here are the winners. In no particular order except for the First Prize which has been bestowed upon the comment in red. Congratulations everyone on a job well done.

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I believe at some point you have enough stuff -- Barack Obama

We stored the weights that may keep Guam from tipping over here.

We've got more room than Rosie O'Donnell's boxer shorts! And it smells better too!

Big enough to store all the bomb making material from the local "FRIENDLY" mosque.

IF YOU MUST LIVE IN A CITY WITH AS MANY WORTHLESS CRETINS AS NEW YORK HAS, WOULDN'T YOU FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU HAVE A STORAGE UNIT FULL OF FOOD, SUPPLIES, AND AMMO CLOSE BY?

You have to rent it to see what's in it. -- Nancy Pelosi

Get your units before the NY Times puts their office furniture in here!

More secure than Holder's job.

Safe and secure. Obomba stores his birth certificate here.

Units almost as spacious as Henry Waxman's nostrils.

With honorable mention to:

Hey OWS, We provide you more room than your parent's basement.

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Winners please email me with your mailing address to claim your prizes!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your photo (s) have spawned an impromptu contest over at iOwnTheWorld.

I've thrown it out there that you might consider coming over and picking the best of our Signage rewrites.
Irony Curtain got the idea that we can play dumb and contact the company and say that we admired their edgy style and wanted to join in on the fun, and then just submit taglines that hammer lefties.

Here's the link.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=111816

-bigfurhat

December 28, 2011 8:43 PM  
Anonymous RedinaBlueState said...

Another suggestion":

With the money you save you can play more golf than Obama has

December 29, 2011 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Michelle Obama's Credit Card said...

How about:

So roomy, Mayor Bloomberg is tempted to leave his closet.

December 30, 2011 10:56 AM  

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